![]() ![]() Hari: I am cursed to serve you hand and foot, shall I commence sexual stimulation while wearing an expression of total and profound disgust?ĭela: Oh no, let me defend you! For as a seven foot tall trained warrior with 2000 years of experience, you are far more susceptible to pain and injury than an unarmed blonde woman! Wise Old Chinese Woman: Buy this mysterious box!ĭela: Sure! What could possibly go wrong? The Rub: While Dela is kind to him, his experience tells him it's only a matter of time before the temptation to command him grows too great.ĭream Casting: A younger Keanu Reeves with flashy highlights. A tiger shapeshifter cursed into eternal servitude by an evil Magi, he is bound to Dela until the end of her days, regardless of either of their wishes. The Rub: The box releases a powerful warrior cursed to serve her every whim, but can he protect her from assailants who also want the box - or who have a personal vendetta against Dela herself?ĭream Casting: A younger Gwyneth Paltrow. A skilled metalsmith vacationing in Beijing, she is talked into buying a mysterious riddlebox at a local market by a mysterious old woman. ![]()
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